Monthly Archives: January 2016

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The Making of the President 2016nado!

Beached Whale
News Item: “. . . Trump drew a crowd of. . . .”
News Item: “. . . .the beached whale drew a crowd of. . . .”
The crowds for Donald Trump are larger than the crowds for beached whales, for those keeping track of things that draw crowds.

Greetings and facilitations

Happy new Year
News Headline: “One dead in New Year’s Day double shooting.”
News Headline: “Surviving victim in New Year’s triple shooting released from hospital.”
News Headline: “Four killed in New Year’s shooting identified.”
News Headline: “More than 30 killed by gun violence in U.S. on New Year’s Day.”
Happy New Year from the National Rifle Association!