News Headline: “Donald Trump supporters appear to be misinformed, not uninformed.”
Don’t sell Trump supporters short.
Many can multi-task.

News Headline: “Fight breaks out at Newark anti-violence rally.”
News Headline: “Drug deputy caught with marijuana in Pennsylvania bust.”
News Headline: “ABC7 news car broken into while crew was attending anti-robbery press conference in D.C.”
The nation’s current irony outbreak appears to have turned south after briefly heading west.
Virginia and the Carolinas should be on alert.

Perihelion Day was five days ago.
Forgot to mention it.
Again.
If QT had a nickel for every time it mixed up its periapsides. . . .

News Headline: “Donald Trump’s campaign issues 20,000 tickets for 1,400 rally seats.”
It will still be a few hours before 18,600 of his supporters find out how much he really cares about them.

News Headline: “Jihadi in ISIS video is a former ‘bouncy castle’ salesman.”
Kids, go get grandpa and ask him what it was like when times were. . . simpler.

News Headline: “Will money matter in the 2016 race?”
News Headline: “Do the Oregon occupiers have a point?”
News Headline: “Who is right in the Saudi-Iranian feud?”
News Headline: “How fast can the world decarbonize?”
Yes, no, no one, not very.
See how easy?

News Headline: “The same pill that costs $1,000 in the U.S. sells for $4 in India.”
For those keeping track of the magic of the free marketplace.

   
News Headline: “Man practicing open-carry law robbed of gun.”
Sometimes life is fair.

   
News Headline: “Santa on the run after jewelry store holdup in Alberta.”
Ho, Ho, Ho!
Now dash away all!

News Headline: “Two women face terrorism charges for driving in Saudi Arabia.”
News Headline: “Saudi Arabia advertises for eight new executioners as beheading rate soars.”
News Headline: “Saudi Arabia: Iran must act ‘like a normal country.’ ”
Your day may not be going well, but at least you haven’t been called abnormal by Saudi Arabia.