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QT loud guy at the end of the bar update

Donald Trump
News Headline: “Jeb Bush: You can’t trust Donald Trump with our nuclear codes.”
News Headline: “Donald Trump: I could shoot people in the streets and not lose support.”
Nuclear codes?
We may want to have another look at his concealed-carry permit.

Presidential candidates-who-must-not-be-named
in the news

Trump and Cruz
News Headline: “Graham: Ted Cruz is worse than Donald Trump.”
News Headline: “Paul: Trump ‘little bit’ worse than Cruz.”
News Headline: “Dole: Cruz worse for GOP than Trump.”
News Headline: “J.K. Rowling: Trump is worse than Voldemort.”
In related developments, Voldemort is gaining in Iowa and holding steady in
New Hampshire. . . .

From Poor QT’s Almanack

Francis Bacon
Francis Bacon, who wrote, “Of all virtues and dignities of the mind, goodness is the greatest, being the character of the Deity; and without it, man is a busy, mischievous and wretched thing,” was born 455 years ago on the 22nd day of  National Personal Trainer Awareness Month.

The Making of the President 2016nado!

Trump Supporters
+ Republican consultant Katie Packer regarding Donald Trump’s supporters:
“A lot of these people don’t tend to be the most philosophical in the party.”
As many continue the search for a polite way to say it.
+ Republican consultant Rick Wilson regarding Donald Trump’s supporters:
“The fact of the matter is, most of them are childless single men who masturbate to anime.”
And some have just given up.

QT Age of Aquarius update

Stone Age
News Headline: “Stone Age massacre offers earliest evidence of human warfare.”
Keep in mind that civilization has progressed greatly since then.
We’ve developed satellite-guided weapon systems for any necessary massacres.

Update of earlier QT 2016 vote count countdown update

Florida Algae
News Headline: “Poll: Trump surging in Florida.”
News Headline: “Brain-tangling algae lurks in Florida.”
Which is another possible explanation.

Breaking news. . . .


US President Barack Obama, surrounded by US Secret Service agents, walks to greet guests after arriving on Air Force One at Griffiss International Airport in Rome, New York on May 22, 2014. Obama is traveling to visit the National Baseball Hall of Fame and Museum in Cooperstown, New York, before attending Democratic fundraisers in Chicago. AFP PHOTO / Saul LOEB (Photo credit should read SAUL LOEB/AFP/Getty Images)


News Headline:
“Obama travel expenses cost taxpayers $10 million a year!”
A reminder that it costs a lot to protect him from the kind of people who say he is a secret Kenyan Muslim.

QT Latest Carjacker Who Didn’t Know How to Work a Stick Shift Worldwide Pinpoint Locator

Stick Shift
Wednesday evening, January 20, along the 6000 block of Hidden Trail Drive in Dallas.

QT 2016 vote count countdown update

Donald Trump
News Headline: “Trump nears 50 percent in Florida poll.”
News Headline: “Adult coloring books are flying off the shelves.”
Especially in Florida, from the look of it.

QT Grammar R Us Seminar on the English Language

Bobby Flay
+ From a Food Network promotion:
“Bobby Flay challenges two NYC restauranteurs to a Sloppy Joe Throwdown (Episode BT0613H).”
Dave Carr, an Owen Sound, Ontario, reader, writes:
“You’d think the Food Network would know the word is ‘restaurateur,’ not ‘restauranteur.’ ”
+ From another Food Network promotion:
“Spinach ricotta gnocchi with tomatoe sauce, beet and arugula salad, chocolate ice with Frangelico and expresso cream (Episode CL9043).”
It seems, also, that the Food Network doesn’t know there is no “e” in “tomato” and no “x” in “espresso.”
And is time for QT’s biennial reminder that “crepe” doesn’t rhyme with “tape,” but with “prep”?
Evidently.

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