News Headline: “Marco Rubio: The United States is governed by God, not the Constitution.”
For those keeping track of Christian sharia.
+ Dave Carr, an Owen Sound, Ontario, reader, regarding QT’s noting that a captured
cheese smuggler had hoped for probation, but jail was a fetaccompli, writes:
+ “He’ll probably go brie on bail. How was he ricotta, anyway?”
+ S.S., a Minneapolis reader, writes:
“Bail can be be expensive and might provolone is necessary.”
+ Beverly Feldt, a Homewood, Ill., reader, writes:
“At which point, he said, ‘Asiago to prison.’ ”
+ K.R., a Baltimore reader, writes:
‘The defense was full of holes. but you gouda admit it was a good try.”
+ Alex Springer., a Denver reader, writes:
“Will he make a grate escape? Jail would edam alive. And if you want to use this, you don’t need my parmesan.”
Stop it now.
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