News Headline: “Sean Hannity falls for hoax on claim that U.S. is taking in 250,000 refugees.”
This comes as a surprise.
Fox News is usually meticulous in making up its stories.
News Headline: “GOP lawmakers want to make gun silencers cheaper, easier to buy.”
And who said the Republicans aren’t interested in solutions to the nation’s gun problem?
Now the massacres won’t make a racket.
News Headline: “Sizable asteroid will offer flyby scare on Halloween.”
Not much of a scare.
Asteroid 2015 TB145 will pass well outside the moon’s orbit.
Best we can tell.
As opposed to Asteroid 2015 UM53, which was discovered yesterday, three days after it passed between Earth and the moon.
But be reassured:
It isn’t as if asteroids are coming between Earth and the moon undiscovered every day.
That has happened only six times this year.
Best we can tell.
Ben Carson regarding his younger years:
“I would go after people with rocks and bricks, and baseball bats, and hammers.”
Let’s be fair.
It can take anyone a while to perfect neurosurgery techniques.
News Headline: “Chris Christie kicked off Amtrak quiet car for being too loud.”
When a candidate mistakes a quiet car for the clown car. . . .
News Headline: “Dog named Trigger shoots owner during hunt.”
This is important, and think carefully:
How well do you know your dog?
How well, really?
Saturday evening, October 24, aboard a Malindo Air flight en route from Kota Kinabulu, to Kuala Lumpur in Malaysia.
News Headline: “After 8 unsuccessful Benghazi investigations, House GOP launches Select Committee on Planned Parenthood.”
News Headline: “Most hay prices generally steady.”
But does this take into account the increasing demand for straw men?
Today is National Mole Day, after the unit of chemistry, the mole, which is the amount of substance of a system that contains as many elementary entities as there are atoms in 0.012 kilograms of carbon-12, these entities being molecules, atoms, ions, electrons or other subatomic particles, or groups of particles, the number being 6.02214 X 10 to the 23rd power, or 602.214 billion trillion.
And on and on.
A wind made the dry autumn leaves flutter and fall unseen in the night. The moon now moved behind thin clouds. Somewhere a goose honked.
“And so there I was in Stoke Poges, England,” Roy said, walking along. “It was in my young packing-around days–1971, I think it was. And this meant I was in the vicinity of a special cemetery, the one Thomas Gray wandered before he offered ‘Elegy Written in a Country Churchyard.’ You know it?”
“Yes,” Tree said.
“I think I’m supposed to,” Woody said.
“Anyway, I arrived there at almost vespers time. It was damp from a rain just over. I walked in among the gravestones to feel what Gray had felt. And then I saw it. Toward the center was the cemetery’s tallest gravestone. But it was covered with a tarp. I walked over to see what was the matter. I lifted the tarp. And do you know what I saw?”
There was a pause. Roy stopped walking. He turned to Woody and Tree.
“Someone had taken blue paint and painted across the stone in large block letters: ‘FUCK NIXON FUCK HEATH.’ It was that kind of time. Nice of the Brits to give us top billing, though. And yet Gray’s timeless message still stays with us.”
“Yes,” Tree said. “The tweets of Twitter lead but to the grave.”
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