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Scholar-athletes in the news

Urban Meyer
Ohio State football coach Urban Meyer regarding his two quarterbacks
as the season begins:
“They’re pros, man. I thought J.T. has always been a pro. . . .”
Shhhh.
You’re not supposed to say it out loud.

The Making of the President 2016nado!

Scott Walker
News Headline: “Scott Walker open to building a wall along border with Canada.”
News Headline: “Scott walker backs off Canada wall comment.”
So let’s lay off Scott Walker.
He is not as dim as he seems to be.
As long as you have him set on a time-delay.

QT news presented without comment

NRA
A National Rifle Association commentator has recommended that the parents of the Virginia TV reporter and cameraman shot down last week not be “so emotional.”

QT all’s well that ends wells update

President Obama
News Headline: “Obama OKs Shell’s plan to drill for oil in the Arctic.”
News Headline: “Obama goes on climate tour in Alaska, gets called hypocrite.”
Heavens to Betsy, what a dreadful thing to say.