The Seattle Public Library is spending $365,000 to change its name to the Seattle Public Libraries.
News Headline: “Pope Francis calls for tolerance, inclusive society during U.S. visit.”
Someone is obviously not campaigning for the Republican presidential nomination.
News Headline: “Jeb Bush video about America uses stock footage from overseas.”
News Headline: “Marco Rubio to attend fundraiser at Hitler art collector’s home on
Yom Kippur eve.”
Can’t anybody here play this game?
News Headline: “Hedge funder Martin Shkreli buys rights to drug used by HIV patients and raises price from $13.50 to $750 a pill.”
The GOP is right when it complains of the government intrusions of Obamacare.
There aren’t nearly enough of them.
News Headline: “Christie: I’ll be president if Americans think I’m ‘huggable.’ “
News Headline: “Jeb starts to embrace W’s legacy.”
And what could be more huggable than 9/11, a pointless war and the crash of the economy?
News Headline: “California’s aquifers being filled with toxic fracking wastewater.”
News Headline: “Rise of deadly radon gas in Pennsylvania buildings linked to fracking.”
News Headline: “How one state went from two quakes a year to 585.”
Is there anything fracking can’t do?
JPMorgan Chase CEO Jamie Dimon dismissing complaints about the overcompensation of CEOs while workers’ wages stay flat:
“If you took all the compensation of all the CEOs of the top 500 companies in America, it wouldn’t make a dent in this problem.”
In other news, the FBI continued its pursuit of a Florida bank robber who made off with $60,000 in 10 robberies.
Hard to say why.
He didn’t make a dent in the banking system.
News Headline: “Hillary Clinton: I am a real person.”
As we continue to lower the bar in our search for the next president.