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The Making of the President 2016nado!

Scott Walker
News Headline: “Scott Walker’s emphasis on unions failed to energize national base.”
News Headline: “Denver Zoo drops plan to turn dung into energy.”
The Denver Zoo saw the handwriting on the wall.

The asteroids of autumn

Close Encounter
News Headline: “Asteroid 2015 SZ2 close encounter with Earth Sept. 30.”
Nonsense.
The asteroid will pass safely outside the moon’s orbit.
In other news, Asteroid 2015 SK7 was discovered Sunday.
But it was a week ago that it came closer to Earth than the orbits of some man-made satellites.
So again nothing to worry about.

Allies in action

Saudi King
News Headline: “Saudi Arabia plans to crucify protester as it ascends to UN Human Rights chair.”
News Headline: “U.S. ‘welcomes’ Saudi Arabia as head of UN Human Rights Council.”
Note to ISIS:
The beheading and crucifixion of innocents now seems to be OK.

The roads not taken

Stone Skipper
News Headline: “Professional stone skipper makes it across lake.”
If you ever pause to wonder at life’s missed chances, remember:
You could have been a professional stone skipper.

QT Latest Carjacker Who Didn’t Know How to Work a Stick Shift Worldwide Pinpoint Locator

Stick Shift
Early Friday morning, September 25, at 600 N. Laburnum Ave. in Henrico County, Va.

Toward a selfie-appraisal

Selfie-Crazed
News Headline: “Selfie-crazed tourists endanger sea turtles.”
News Headline: “Report: Taking selfies is more dangerous than shark attacks.”
Note to sharks:
The sea turtles need your help.

Breaking news. . . .

Trump and Boehner
News Headline: “Trump slips in new poll.”
News Headline: “Trump momentum shows signs of stalling.”
News Headline: “Trump calls Hillary ‘shrill’ at half-empty campaign event.”
This could get ugly.
But  when hasn’t it been?
News Headline: “Who’s next? Possible John Boehner successors as speaker.”
This could get ugly.
But when hasn’t it been?

Breaking news. . . .

Scrambling Candidates
News Headline: “Billionaires’ favorite, Scott Walker, was a dud with voters.”
News Headline: “White House candidates scramble for Scott Walker’s donors.”
Meet the new shills, same as the old shills.

We have seen the present, and it does not work

Silence - early Morning on Playground

The schools of Mercer Island, Wash., have banned playground tag “to ensure the physical and emotional safety” of the students.

The Making of the President 2016nado!

Big Bang
News Headline: “Ben Carson: Big Bang a fairy tale, theory of evolution encouraged
by the devil.”
When Ben Carson performed brain surgeries, did someone stand by to keep him from disconnecting things?