This just in. . . .

Watermelon Vandals
+ Tom Hedeen, a Chicago reader, regarding a story about watermelon vandalism in Reno, Nev., which another reader suggested is happening in a seedy part of town, writes:
“It may be a case of meloncholia.”
+ Doug Dahlgren, a Chicago reader, writes:
“Isn’t Reno a town that helps people who cantaloupe?”
+ R.R., a New York City reader, writes:
“These things often happen in pears.”
Stop it.
Stop it now.

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