News Headline: “Advanced aliens could ‘conquer and colonize’ our planet,
warns Stephen Hawking.”
Only stupid and incompetent people would let this happen.
What we’ll do is build a really big fence across the Solar System.
And Mars is going to pay for it.
News Headline: “Woman dresses as mushroom to raise awareness about student debt.”
Maybe now people will start to take this issue seriously.
Rep. Kevin McCarthy (R-Calif.) letting slip to Sean Hannity the motivation behind 18 months of Benghazi hearings:
“Everybody thought Hillary Clinton was unbeatable, right? But we put together a Benghazi special committee. A select committee. What are her numbers today? Her numbers are dropping.”
A McCarthy spokesman later issued a statement saying the Benghazi hearings have “nothing to do with politics.”
And has it been 2,361 days since Sean Hannity promised he would undergo waterboarding to show it isn’t torture?
Not that anyone is counting.
A man who escaped briefly from the Metropolitan Correctional Center in Chicago sued the jail because it neglected its responsibility to prevent his escape, resulting in a trauma he suffered while dangling from a makeshift rope.
News Headline: “Donald Trump’s Fox boycott: ‘Foreseeable future’ lasts 1 week.”
Add foreseeable futures to the list of things that aren’t what they used to be.
News Headline: “Donald Trump: I’ve been a ‘little childish.’ ”
But understatement is alive and well.
News Headline: “Cops arrest suspected hit-and-run driver in grizzly Boro Park crash.”
And why New York City allows bears to drive cars, we may never know.
News Headline: “Illegal immigrant accused of gruesome executions in Texas.”
Texas is proud of performing all its own gruesome executions.
New Headline: “9 reasons you should view the world through a child’s eyes.”
Won’t won’t won’t won’t won’t.
News Headline: “Ingenious ‘tiny hands’ gadget allows anglers to exaggerate size of their catch in photos.”
News Headline: “The GOP agenda: Clinton’s emails, Benghazi and Planned Parenthood.”
Some of the agenda will have to wait.
The gadgets are still on order.
News Headline: “Life on Mars? NASA says planet appears to have flowing water.”
Transcontinental railroad, national parks, Panama Canal, Social Security, rural electrification, D-Day, G.I. Bill, interstate highways, moon landing. . . .
. . . and now at the edge of what might be history’s greatest discovery.
Had enough big government?
So has QT.