Monthly Archives: August 2015

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Breaking news. . . .

World End
News Headline: “World will not end in September, NASA says.”
Where do these baseless panics start?
Figure October.

QT Early Warning System

Mayonnaise
Ten days remain until National Cholesterol Education Month.
You can start by teaching the alphabet to your jar of mayonnaise.

This just in. . . .

Deez Nuts
News Headline: “Presidential candidate Deez Nuts polls better than traditional
GOP hopefuls.”
For those interested, the GOP hopefuls outpolled by Deez Nuts include Scott Walker
and Mike Huckabee.
Known to many as Dose Dolts.

QT news you can use

Sun  Update
QT sunspot and solar wind update:
68 and 991,800 mph.

Enhanced dissimulation

Iran Negotiations
From a political TV ad against the Iran nuclear agreement:
“Iran had signed a treaty banning torture. But they did it, anyway. Now they’ve signed a deal promising no nuclear weapons. . . What do you think they’ll be doing?”
Something to think about.
Iran said it wouldn’t torture.
It tortured.
Iran would seem as untrustworthy as the United States.

The Making of the President 2016nado!

Campaign Buttons
News Headline: “Ted Cruz to make campaign stop in Spartanburg.”
News Headline: “Scott Walker to make campaign stop in Ashland.”
News Headline: “Bobby Jindal to make campaign stop in Coralville.”
Promises, promises.
None of them made their campaigns stop.

QT Early Warning System

Gun Range
News Headline: “New Daytona Beach gun range will serve alcohol.”
As we add to the Daytona Beach, Fla., chapter in QT’s Travel Guide to U.S Cities You’ll Want to Stay Out of  for Any Number of Reasons.

From Poor QT’s Almanack

Xerox 914
On this day in history 30 years ago the original Xerox 914 was presented to the Smithsonian Institution.
On this day in history 30 years ago the original Xerox 914 was presented to the Smithsonian Institution. and you saw this coming, didn’t you.

National monuments in the news

Statue of Libery
News Headline: “Statue of Liberty evacuated.”
As Republicans continue to formulate their immigration policy. . . .

Frontiers of science

Lab Brain
News Headline: “Almost fully-formed human brain grown in lab.”
Scientists will know the brain is fully formed when it stops calling for the repeal of Obamacare.