Monthly Archives: August 2015

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From the QT news ticker

QT News Ticker
News Headline: “Is Donald Trump the next Ronald Reagan?”
News Headline: “Is air conditioning sexist?”
News Headline: “Can Africa accommodate three billion more people?”
News Headline: “Can Republicans ‘replace’ Obamacare?”
News Headline: “Does time dilation destroy quantum superposition?”
No, no, no, no, yes.
See how easy?

Civilization as we know it in the news

SYRIA-CONFLICT-CLASHES-AVIATION
News Headline: “ISIS militants who contracted HIV from sex slaves to be used as
suicide bombers.”
For those keeping track of the dawning of the Age of Aquarius.

The Making of the President 2016nado!

Bobby Jindal
News Headline: “Jindal joins Trump in opposing birthright citizenship.
Bobby Jindal was born in the United States but to immigrant parents who weren’t citizens at the time.
So now we have a way to narrow the field of Republican presidential candidates.
We can deport one.

Breaking news. . . .

World End
News Headline: “World will not end in September, NASA says.”
Where do these baseless panics start?
Figure October.

QT Early Warning System

Mayonnaise
Ten days remain until National Cholesterol Education Month.
You can start by teaching the alphabet to your jar of mayonnaise.

This just in. . . .

Deez Nuts
News Headline: “Presidential candidate Deez Nuts polls better than traditional
GOP hopefuls.”
For those interested, the GOP hopefuls outpolled by Deez Nuts include Scott Walker
and Mike Huckabee.
Known to many as Dose Dolts.

QT news you can use

Sun  Update
QT sunspot and solar wind update:
68 and 991,800 mph.

Enhanced dissimulation

Iran Negotiations
From a political TV ad against the Iran nuclear agreement:
“Iran had signed a treaty banning torture. But they did it, anyway. Now they’ve signed a deal promising no nuclear weapons. . . What do you think they’ll be doing?”
Something to think about.
Iran said it wouldn’t torture.
It tortured.
Iran would seem as untrustworthy as the United States.

The Making of the President 2016nado!

Campaign Buttons
News Headline: “Ted Cruz to make campaign stop in Spartanburg.”
News Headline: “Scott Walker to make campaign stop in Ashland.”
News Headline: “Bobby Jindal to make campaign stop in Coralville.”
Promises, promises.
None of them made their campaigns stop.

QT Early Warning System

Gun Range
News Headline: “New Daytona Beach gun range will serve alcohol.”
As we add to the Daytona Beach, Fla., chapter in QT’s Travel Guide to U.S Cities You’ll Want to Stay Out of  for Any Number of Reasons.