Really huge, and totally advanced

Advanced Nation
President Obama regarding the latest U.S. mass shooting:
“The United States of America is the one advanced nation on Earth in which we do not have sufficient common-sense gun safety laws. . . .”
QT Abridged Too Far Dictionary of the English Language:
advanced adj. 1.far along in development or progress. 2. as an advanced nation. 3. which is what we like to call the United States. 4. despite¬† the violence. 5. and the full-time workers on food stamps. 6. and the failing schools. 7. and the limited health care. 8. and the collapsing infrastructure. 9. but we’re really rich. 10. so we¬† get away with it. 11. which seems to make us the Donald Trump of nations. 12. which is a chilling thought for the day.

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