President Obama regarding the latest U.S. mass shooting:
“The United States of America is the one advanced nation on Earth in which we do not have sufficient common-sense gun safety laws. . . .”
QT Abridged Too Far Dictionary of the English Language:
advanced adj. 1.far along in development or progress. 2. as an advanced nation. 3. which is what we like to call the United States. 4. despite the violence. 5. and the full-time workers on food stamps. 6. and the failing schools. 7. and the limited health care. 8. and the collapsing infrastructure. 9. but we’re really rich. 10. so we get away with it. 11. which seems to make us the Donald Trump of nations. 12. which is a chilling thought for the day.