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Ted Cruz
News Headline: “Ted Cruz cracks jokes on gun control days after Charleston shooting.”
News Headline: “AP photo of gun pointed at Ted Cruz’s head stirs outrage.”
The Associated Press said the photos, taken at a gun range and store, “were not intended to portray Sen. Cruz in a negative light.”
A warning to those who want to see Ted Cruz in a decent light:
There would be a lot of  photoshopping involved.

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This just in. . . .

Naked Woman
News Headline: “4,400 people lose power as naked woman crashes car into a pole.”
A lesson in life:
No matter how well you think things are going, there is always a naked woman out there ready to crash her car into a nearby pole.

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QT Grammar R Us Seminar on the English Language

QT Time

Jack Finarelli, a Falls Church, Va., reader, regarding QT’s reminder that there is never a “the” in front of Magna Carta and hoi polloi and always a “the” in front of the Mahatma Gandhi and the Bronx, while only you can prevent a “the” in the middle of Smokey Bear, writes:
“Should ‘the’ precede QT?  Is it ‘the QT’ or not?”
Or maybe Q the T.
But QT is telling you that on the QT.
Which reminds QT that it isn’t “gild the lily,” but “paint the lily.”
The Q the T never knows what it will be reminded of next.


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