Ah, nature

Pacu Fish
News Headline: “Rare Amazonian fish that eats men’s testicles found in New Jersey.”
News Headline: “No, this fish found in New Jersey probably won’t bite your testicles.”
So to those who have worried that a fish might bite off their testicles in New Jersey:
Rest easy.
Now as to all the other reasons to stay out of New Jersey. . . .

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