A final reminder that the Sub-Bureau for Rapid Service and Predictions of Earth Orientation of the International Earth Rotation Service has announced that a leap second will be added to civil time at midnight tonight.
News Headline: “KKK plans South Carolina State House rally.”
There is a way around this.
Try to think of the Ku Klux Klan as an affinity group.
Tickets are still available for 654th Turkish Oil-Wrestling Championships this week in Edirne.
Edirne is five miles west of Unrulu.
News Headline: “Where the current 2016 presidential hopefuls stand on education.”
Long story short:
Some are for it, most against.
The University of Wisconsin-Stevens Point now discourages the phrase “America is a melting pot,” listing it as a microaggression that threatens assimilation into a dominant culture.
News Headline: “Rick Santorum: Redirect global warming effort to fighting gay marriage
‘for the survival of our country.’ ”
Which would make marriage a union between a man and a woman.
News Headline: “After gay marriage decision, Mississippi may stop issuing all
But this would mean no more marriages.
And then no more babies.
And Mississippi might cease to exist.
So we can wait.