Working title for 2016 GOP platform:
‘Not Nearly Bad as We Could Be’

Tom Cotton
News Headline: “GOP senator thinks gays should grateful they’re not in Iran.”
And for the black community:
Just be grateful you’re not in 1830s Mississippi.
And for any children who are hungry because of food-stamp cutbacks:
Just be grateful you’re not in some sweatshop.
We Americans are an ungrateful lot.

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