News Headline: “Is it time for the National League to adopt the designated hitter?”
For those who aren’t fans, some quick background:
The American League uses designated hitters.
The National League plays baseball.
News Headline: “Ted Cruz: ‘When was the last time you saw a Hispanic panhandler?’ ”
Probably the last time Ted Cruz met with the Koch brothers.
News Headline: “Fox’s Stacey Dash: ‘No one would have been beheaded under Bush.’ ”
A good point.
That was more a time of falling skyscrapers filled with thousands of people.
News Headline: “Michele Bachmann: The Rapture is coming, and it’s Obama’s fault.”
Don’t knock the Rapture.
It will make her disappear.
Senate Republicans continued blocking efforts to raise the federal minimum wage as it was learned that a custodian in a Senate cafeteria is paid so little he finds himself living on the streets.
Forest Grove High School in Oregon has named 20 valedictorians.
And one salutatorian.
News Headline: “Shirtless man refuses to come down from tree in downtown Los Angeles.”
As reasonable a response as any to the news of the day.
News Headline: “Baltimore residents begin cleaning debris after night of riots.”
Has it been nearly 50 years since the National Advisory Commission on Civil Disorders, more famously known as the Kerner Commission?
It may be time to convene a new commission whose findings we can ignore.