Simplicity itself

LGBTTQQ
Wesleyan University of Connecticut has established a student center for the school’s lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, transsexual, queer, questioning, flexual, asexual, genderf–k, polyamorous, bondage/discipline, dominance/submission and sadism/masochism communities–or, as the school refers to it, LGBTTQQFAGPBDSM.

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Win some, lose some

Seat Belt
State Sen. Eric Brakey, a Maine Tea Party Republican, on his bill to revoke the state’s seat-belt law:
“You have the right to make those personal decisions for yourself.”
If this bill passes, we might see every Tea Party libertarian in Maine driving without seat belts.
So some problems eventually solve themselves.

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Misplaced modifiers

John Boehner
News Headline: “John Boehner concedes the House a ‘rambunctious place.’ ”
QT Abridged Too Far Dictionary of the English Language:
rambunctious adj. 1. boisterous. 2. noisy. 3. dishonest. 4. ignorant 5. hateful. 6. delusional. 7. almost totally depraved at times. 6. have we left anything out?

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