Place your bets. . . .

Final Four
News Headline: “NCAA tournament: Upsets, sleepers and Final Four predictions.
QT recalls a March Madness pool during its Chicago Sun-Times days.
A woman who didn’t know anything about basketball won.
When asked how she did it, she said:
“I picked Catholic schools and schools that began with a C.”
So QT’s Final Four are:
Notre Dame, Villanova, Georgetown and Coastal Carolina.
See how easy?

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The first asteroids of spring

Asteroid Map
You may recall Asteroid 2015 ET, which was discovered last Thursday, two days after it passed between Earth and the moon.
This just in:
As Asteroid 2015 ET was being discovered, Asteroid 2015 EO6 was passing between Earth and the moon.
It was discovered two days later, which was two days ago.
Both were bus-sized asteroids.
But Asteroid 2015 EO6 was the size of only a smallish bus.
And rest assured, nothing else is headed our way.
That we know of.

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SMH BRB

LMFAO
News Item: “. . . Chris Christie’s new political action committee Leadership Matters for America Org (LMFAO). . . .”
News Item: “. . . The Virginia Department of Education issued guidelines that require students enrolled in public schools to take the state’s tests, known as Standards of Learning (or SOL) exams. . . .”
LMFAO: Laughed My F—ing A– Off.
SOL: Sh– Outta Luck.
Internet shorthand is increasingly a boon to truth in packaging.

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Asteroid of the Week

Asteroid Orbits
News Headline: “Killer bus-sized asteroid flies dangerously close past Earth.”
But that was last May.
And only 13 killer bus-sized asteroids have been discovered since then, just as they were passing between Earth and the moon.
Which isn’t to mention Asteroid 2015 ET, which was discovered Thursday,  two days after it passed between Earth and the moon.
But if it had hit, it would have, at worst, destroyed everything for only three miles in every direction.

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