News Headline: “Police: Girl,12, tried to poison mother twice for taking away iPhone.”
They grow up so fast, don’t they?
+ Dave Carr, an Owen Sound, Ontario, reader, regarding reports that genetically modified mosquitoes might be dangerous, which prompted QT to wonder if swat teams were being assembled, writes:
“Or perhaps a sting operation?”
+ Beverly Feldt, a Homewood, Ill., reader, writes:
Stop it now.
In other news, a Louisiana man on trial for murder said he thought the victim was an alligator.
Which prosecutors say is a croc.
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News Headline: “After Republican wins, right-to-work bills on the agenda.”
News Headline: “Lawmakers working on bill that would create 7-day work week.”
Note to Tea Party:
Baby steps, baby steps. . . .
First let right-to-work take hold. . . .
Then seven-day work weeks. . . .
And then we’ll be ready for child labor.
News Headline: “Marijuana far more potent than it used to be, tests find.”
Uh. That is, QT appreciates that the scientists must know what they are doing.
News Headline: “Scientist warns genetically modified mosquitoes could have
‘unintended consequences.’ ”
Not to be taken lightly.
Swat teams are being assembled.
+ Ted Cruz explaining why global warming is nothing to worry about:
“I just came back from New Hampshire, and there’s snow and ice everywhere.”
+ California Gov. Jerry Brown on the “ignorance” and “direct falsification” that have become a Ted Cruz specialty:
“I think that man has rendered himself absolutely unfit to be running for office.”
Take it easy, Governor.
This is a democracy.
Jackasses need representation, too.
+ Ted Cruz in a speech this morning:
“Today I am announcing that I am running for president of the United States.”
But let’s not get carried away. . . .
News Headline: “Billions of planets in our galaxy ‘may hold life.’ ”
And maybe one of them will get it right.
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