News Headline: “Petition created to remove Paris Hilton from Summerfest lineup.”
Mike Reynolds, a West Allis, Wis., reader, writes:
“Didn’t she say she was leaving public life?”
Now that you mention it, it’s been 2,836 days since Paris Hilton announced she was leaving public life.
Not that anyone is counting.
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