Monthly Archives: January 2015

Rob Bligh, an Omaha, Neb., reader, writes:
“I recall receiving a message from you containing a new-and-improved link that could be used to contribute money to support the QT Humor Service. I have lost that message. Please send me the link.”
How nice of you to ask.
The link is: http://www.patreon.com/user?u=459032
And the QT Humor Service, such as it is, dedicates the following to you:
A font of 12-point Century Gothic walks into the bar.
The bartender says, “We don’t serve your type here.”
Or earn more jokes by buying QT’s e-book, set your own price, at http://zaysmith.com/get-the-e-book-pre-release-of-qts-novel-60606/
Who know who will walk into the bar next?

WRITE TO QT:  qt@zaysmith.com

News Headline: “Louie Gohmert: Hate crimes bill will lead to Nazism”
News Headline: “Gohmert links gun control, bestiality.”
News Headline: “Gohmert: Just talking about immigration reform leads to child sex slavery.”
News Headline: “Gohmert tosses hat in ring for House speaker.”
Except it’s well established that so-called “hat-tossing” can lead to terrorist necrophilia.

Scientists reassure us  that ground deformations in north-central Yellowstone have returned to “near background levels” for now after “a fascinating year of ups and downs.”

News Headline: “Americans’ dissatisfaction with government tops concerns, Gallup poll finds.”
Not cited as a concern by Americans was their voting turnout of 36.4 percent in 2014.
Probably just one of those oversights.

Today’s Birthdays: “Der Fliegende Hollander,” 172; “Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy,” 74.

News Headline: “18 apps to help you keep your New Year’s resolutions.”
That is, for those who didn’t resolve not to acquire any more apps this year.
Or there is always this New Year’s resolution:
I resolve to support QT’s efforts in a new way.
Medi.ci is gone.
Patreon.com is here.
It can be done at this link.
Nothing was said about resolving not to use links.
And support in any amount is appreciated.

News Headline: “Three men shot outside New Year’s Eve party in Jersey City.”
News Headline: “Victims identified in Chattanooga New Year’s shootings.”
News Headline: “Shootings on New Year’s Eve and New Year’s morning keep San Francisco police busy.”
Happy New Year from the National Rifle Association!