QT Christmas news you can use

Christmas Phone
A reminder to those who are out of work–or know others who are–while the merriment happens all around:
The outplacement firm Challenger, Gray & Christmas will offer free job-search and career advice to anyone who calls from anywhere today and tomorrow.
The number is (312) 422-5010.
The hours are 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. CST.
And always remember:
There are Twelve Days of Christmas.
And a New Year after that.

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Ho, Ho, Ho!

Santy Claus
Who hides in a bakery at Christmastime?
A mince spy.
Ho, Ho, Ho!
That should do it until QT returns next week.
Ho, Ho, Ho!
Only one thing left to say:
Merry (QT offers this statement without representation or warranty as to the effects or repercussions thereof upon any and all persons who might elect to celebrate the holiday as represented therein and with the understanding that any persons taking such actions without such representation or warranty do so with the express understanding that they have agreed to indemnify and hold QT harmless from the effects thereof) Christmas!

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An envoy will arrive between 1 p.m. and 3 p.m.

Christmas Internet
News Item:
“. . . North Korea, which has four official networks connecting the country to the Internet–all of which route through China–began experiencing intermittent problems yesterday and today went completely dark. . . .”
China denies any involvement.
But think of it.
This is a Christmas present for the world.
China is North Korea’s Comcast.

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