And hold the Mao

Zhou and Xi
News Headline (2012): “Zhou meets Chinese police officers with Hu, Wen, Xi.”
News Headline (2014): “China’s Communist Party expels former security chief Zhou.””
Wait a minute. Who was expelled?
Zhou.
Hu?
No. Zhou.
I wasn’t expelled. So Hu was expelled?
Who?
Hu.
No. Zhou.
And where was Xi in all this?
Don’t bring women into it. All I’m trying to tell you is Xi expelled Zhou.
She did? When?
No. Wen had nothing to do with it. . . .

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