A non-smoking resident of Westminster, Mass., speaking out against a proposed ban on tobacco sales there:
“I find smoking to be one of the most disgusting habits anybody could possibly do. On top of that, I find this proposal to be even more of a disgusting thing that anybody could ever give any town in the United States of America.”
A notice to the resident:
Disruptive sentiments in behalf of personal freedoms are noted in appropriate dossiers at the American Federation of People Who Have Found a Socially Acceptable Way to Push Other People Around.