From the QT police blotter

+ W.B., a Chicago reader,  regarding an Idaho man who was arrested for throwing a burrito at a woman and later told police, when the question arroz, that he didn’t intend tequila, writes:
“All he did was throw I burrito? I’m nacho sure he deserved to be arrested.”
+ Dave Carr, an Owen Sound, Ontario, reader, writes:
“I understand a court hearing is set for tamale.”
Stop it.
Stop it now.


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