News Headline: “Bayonne man shot in buttocks in Jersey City.”
News Headline: “Man shot in buttocks in Des Moines barber shop parking lot.”
News Headline: “Two men shot in buttocks in separate incidents in Baltimore.”
News Headline: “Tulsa man shot in buttocks.”
R.S., a Chicago reader, writes:
“I hear police are stumped by this crime wave and are reduced to playing a few haunches.”
This just in: A man was shot in the buttocks yesterday as he was walking down a highway near Lilburn, Ga.
And thereby hangs a tail.
QT will stop it now.