Lessons from the master

LIMBAUGH
News Headline: “Rush Limbaugh’s new definition of consent: ‘No means yes if you know how to spot it.’ ”
He may have picked up on this during his visit to the Dominican Republic a few years ago, after which he was detained by U.S. Customs for possession of prescription sex drugs not in his name.
Or maybe not.
Wait. Warning.
Do not attempt to visualize Rush Limbaugh’s come-hither look.
Too late?
Sorry.

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Going viral

Internet
News Headline: “ISIS using social media to spread its message.”
QT Abridged Too Far Dictionary of the English Language:
Internet noun 1. A global computer network providing a variety of information and communication facilities, consisting of interconnected networks using standardized communication protocols. 2. a megaphone handed to every fool, crook and thug on the planet. 3. and all we can do is remember when humanity used to edit itself. 4. but aren’t those kittens adorable when they try to play the piano?

 

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America’s pastime

Roger Goodell

Ed Sylvain of the Sports Brothers radio show regarding the conduct of professional football players, not to mention owners and the occasional commissioner:
“The NFL is basically a microcosm of our society.”
And there is your chilling thought for today.

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A word of reassurance

Operation Iraqi Freedom  ll/Operation Phantom Fury
News Headline: “Obama: U.S. will send more advisers to Iraq.”
News Headline: “Obama escalates ISIS campaign in Iraq.”
A note to those who worry that we are blundering into something:
President Obama is no seeker of military adventures.
He is a liberal Democrat mainly interested in domestic politics, especially the improvement of programs for the social welfare.
So he’s not about to risk–
No. Wait.
That was Lyndon Johnson.
Sorry.

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