News Headline: “Rush Limbaugh’s new definition of consent: ‘No means yes if you know how to spot it.’ ”
He may have picked up on this during his visit to the Dominican Republic a few years ago, after which he was detained by U.S. Customs for possession of prescription sex drugs not in his name.
Or maybe not.
Do not attempt to visualize Rush Limbaugh’s come-hither look.
News Headline: “ISIS using social media to spread its message.”
QT Abridged Too Far Dictionary of the English Language:
Internet noun 1. A global computer network providing a variety of information and communication facilities, consisting of interconnected networks using standardized communication protocols. 2. a megaphone handed to every fool, crook and thug on the planet. 3. and all we can do is remember when humanity used to edit itself. 4. but aren’t those kittens adorable when they try to play the piano?
News Headline: “What has happened to Lincoln’s Republican Party?”
News Headline: “Crusading Teddy Roosevelt would be aghast at today’s GOP.”
News Headline: “Why Ronald Reagan would not lead today’s GOP.”
Cheer up, Republicans.
Hey. You still have Harding.
News Headline: “Venezuela struggles with shortage of toilet paper.”
News Headline: “Venezuela in coffin shortage.”
News Headline: “Breast implants in short supply in Venezuela.”
There is one thing not in shortage in Venezuela.
Ed Sylvain of the Sports Brothers radio show regarding the conduct of professional football players, not to mention owners and the occasional commissioner:
“The NFL is basically a microcosm of our society.”
And there is your chilling thought for today.
News Headline: “Notre Dame Shamrock Series uniforms shy away from tradition.”
But the gold shoes nicely set off the brocade.
And the mosaic gloves–just the right fashion football touch.
Then again, it all clashed a bit outlined against a blue-gray September sky. . . .
News Headline: “Obama: U.S. will send more advisers to Iraq.”
News Headline: “Obama escalates ISIS campaign in Iraq.”
A note to those who worry that we are blundering into something:
President Obama is no seeker of military adventures.
He is a liberal Democrat mainly interested in domestic politics, especially the improvement of programs for the social welfare.
So he’s not about to risk–
That was Lyndon Johnson.
As the weekend nears:
Beware the ides of International Gay Square Dance Month.