News Headline: “Two men shot in buttocks in separate incidents in Baltimore.”
P.B., a Bethesda, Md., reader, writes:
“Can’t be a coincidence.”
In fact, these two shootings follow a Baltimore buttocks shooting two weeks earlier.
And this just in:
News Headline: “Tulsa man shot in buttocks.”
Be on the lookout.
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