From the QT news ticker

News TickerNews Headline: “Thieves in Houston make off with hair extensions.”
Police are combing the area.
News Headline: “Two portable toilets destroyed by arson in Rockland area.”
Investigators say they have nothing to go on.
News Headline: “Another massive hole opens in Siberia.”
Scientists are looking into it.
News Headline: “GOP House candidate Bob Frey believes dinosaurs live with humans.”
Sometimes the news is too sad for jokes.

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