There have been no reports of a man biting a dog so far during the dog days of summer, but there is a new survey regarding dog popularity:
News Headline: “Dogs preferred over cats in U.S. by a hair.”
News Headline: “Tennessee is a top dog for canine owners.”
News Headline: “Meowsachusetts: Where the cats play and the–”
Stop it now.
This is the 26th dog day of summer.
There are 14 dog days to go.