Cavalcade of. . . .

Jordan Haskins

Jordan D. Haskins, Republican candidate for the Michigan House, changing the subject from reports of his past arrests for breaking into cars and masturbating while cranking the engines:
“The three values that make up my stool of conservatism are faith, family and freedom.”
So to review:
Tea Party Republicans so far this year have given us:
+ A candidate who says the Second Amendment guarantees the right to own nuclear weapons.
+ A candidate who accuses his opponent of being a robot body-double for a man secretly executed by a world court in Ukraine.
+ A candidate arrested repeatedly for masturbating in other people’s cars.
Which isn’t to mention the stool sample of conservatism.
So we won’t.

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