From the QT crime blotter

News Headline: “Man steals toilet from West Seattle Subway shop.”
F.R., a Chicago reader, writes:
“Police have nothing to go on.”
Stop it.
Stop it now.
News Headline: “Woman arrested for disorderly intoxication following underwear-throwing incident.”
Tried to give police the slip.
All right.
QT will stop now, too.

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