And could we interest the Democrats, too?

News Headline: “Las Vegas bids for 2016 Republican National Convention.”
What happier choice could we hope for?
Keeping in mind that what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

News Headline: “Syria peace talks off to shaky start.”
News Headline: “Industry awakens to threat of climate change.”
News Headline: “Obama to focus on inequality and unemployment in State of the Union.”
But what does any of this have to do with Justin Bieber?

News Headline: “Pope’s peace doves attacked by crow and seagull.”
Sorry, Your Holiness.
Sometimes the Intelligent Designer just can’t resist.

News Headline:“JPMorgan profits fall 7.3%  in wake of fraud case.”
News Headline: “JPMorgan Chase CEO gets 74% raise.”
The system works.

Bill Scott, an East Northport, N.Y., writer, regarding QT’s calculation that the XXII Winter Olympic Games subtracted from Super Bowl XLVIII equals XXVI, writes:
“If you subtract WrestleMania XXX, you have -IV.”
Good as far is it goes.
But what is -IV plus the square root of Henry VIII?

News Headline: “Cryptic image on Instagram has the Internet buzzing with speculation.”
As the search continues for anything anywhere not capable of making the Internet buzz with speculation.

QT Grammar R Us Seminar on the English Language:
J.R., a Chicago reader, regarding QT’s mention that it isn’t “baited breath,” but “bated breath,” writes:
“We’re all champing at the bit, not chomping, for more.”
Funny. QT was just reading  in the New York Post about “a grizzly plan” for torture and murder.
We can hope the bear will be brought to justice.

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