Taking inventory

News Headline: “Clueless, heartless and gutless: Today’s GOP.”
Wait a minute.

News Headline: “Sarah Palin returns to reality TV with new TV show.”
News Headline: “200,000 people apply to live on Mars.”
The two stories seemed to go together, for some reason.

News Headline: “Obama’s Trans-Pacific Partnership may undermine public health, environment, Internet all at once.”
And we haven’t even seen the rollout yet.

The Case for Zero Tolerance of Modern School Administrators:
+ An elementary school in Canon City, Colo., suspended a
6-year-old boy and placed an allegation of “sexual harassment” in his file because he kissed the cheek of 6-year-old girl he liked.
+ The median grade at Harvard University is an A-.

News Item: “. . . estimates that as many as 340,000 veterans rely on federal or state rental assistance. About 900,000 veterans live on food stamps, and an additional 5,000 active-duty service members are food stamp recipients. . . .”
Aren’t you tired of these freeloaders?

News Headline: “Santa warns in Greenpeace video Christmas will be canceled due to global warming.”
Ho, Ho, Ho!

News Headline: “Yellowstone supervolcano ‘even more colossal.’ ”
Evidently something about a finding that the Yellowstone Caldera (the eruptions of which can be violent enough to send a layer of ash six feet deep as far away as Chicago and which erupts every 600,000 or so years and last erupted 640,000 years ago) is “a much larger system” than previously thought.
Ho, Ho, Ho!

QT Grammar R Us Seminar on the English Language:
News Item: “. . . Santas, elves, reindeer, snowpersons. . . .”
News Item: “. . . while children each form a snowperson. . . .”
Why does QT find itself looking for a hairdryer and an extension cord?

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