Or just tell the poor Thanksgiving is overrated

News Headline: “Food stamp cuts lead to ‘staggering’ increase in need.”
News Headline: “How to donate food or volunteer at a food bank.”
There’s still a little time

YouTube Headline: “An idiot on a horse calls for Obama’s impeachment.”
So at least one of the idiots calling for impeachment is on horseback.
But most of them aren’t.
It isn’t easy, keeping track of the idiots calling for impeachment.

News Headline: “How Obama’s Iran deal screwed up the third season of ‘Homeland.’ ”
OK. That does it. Impeach him.

News Item: “. . . sexual assault allegations. . . .”
News Item: “. . . unlawful use of a weapon. . . .”
News Item: “. . . felony grand theft. . . .”
Meanwhile, in other college football news. . . .

News Headline: “Nike unveils all-white uniform for Ohio State.”
News Headline: “Nike unveils custom uniforms for the 114th Army-Navy game.”
And S.D., a Chicago reader, wants to know when football fields became fashion runways, and when can we have football fields back?

QT Early Warning System:
Three days remain until National Stress-Free Family Holiday Month.

QT Grammar R Us Seminar on the English Language:
News Headline: “Inclement weather impacts Thanksgiving travel.”
J.K., a Sydney, Australia, reader, writes:
“I’ve just about given up on the overuse of ‘impact’ in all its forms.”
Especially when it is used as a verb, which it should not be, ever.
Well. Except when you are happily impacted by QT’s new e-book novel 60606, which has been called suspenseful and hilarious and can be purchased AT THIS HANDY LOCATION, name your price, and what are you waiting for?
Except for that.

And by the way:
Happy (QT offers this statement without representation or warranty as to the effects or repercussions thereof upon any and all persons who might elect to celebrate the holiday as represented therein and with the understanding that any persons taking such actions without such representation or warranty do so with the express understanding that they have agreed to indemnify and hold QT harmless from the effects thereof) Thanksgiving!

QT’s new novel 60606 is available here.

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