Mega dittos on this one

News Headline: “Pope decries ‘scandal’ of hunger amid plenty.”
News Headline: “Pope Francis on gays: ‘Who am I to
judge?’ “
News Headline: “Don’t reduce faith to ‘moralistic’ ideology, pope warns.”
Isn’t it clear by now?
The pope is a Muslim who hates America.

News Headline: “Loud fish sex being blamed for keeping residents awake at night.”
Even in nature, we sometimes have to bang on the motel room wall.

News Headline: “GOP erupts as Democrat compares Tea Party to KKK.”
As well the GOP should.
The comparison is wildly inappropriate.
The Ku Klux Klan has never pretended it’s not racist.

News Headline: “Another hazardous asteroid to dart close to Earth in 2065.”
Which isn’t to mention Asteroid 2013 URI, which was discovered last night, three days after it passed halfway between Earth and the moon.
On second thought, let’s not mention it.

T.K., a Jiangmen, China, reader, writes:
“I watched ‘2001: A Space Odyssey’ on  DVD  tonight.  I noticed the name Glenn Beck in the credits, but I couldn’t figure which of the apes he was.”
Easy there.
The actor named Glenn Beck played one of the  astronauts.
The actor named Glenn Beck has played, also, a cop, a pilot, a marshal and even Abe Lincoln.
He has not played a TV talker who hawks loon politics and overpriced gold to the gullible.
That role is taken.

Facebook Query to QT:
Complete Your Profile. Work: Where is the Chicago Sun-Times located? Enter City: —-.
When you communicate with Facebook,  go slowlyand use small words.

News Headline: “Listening to music relieves pain: study.”
A study that evidently didn’t take into account Andrew Lloyd Webber.

QT Trickle-On Economics Update:
McDonald’s, which tripled the pay of its CEO last year, advises workers who call its helpline that they might try food stamps to make ends meet.

QT Grammar R Us Seminar on the English Language:
News Item: “. . . The general consensus of opinion is. . . .”
Doesn’t matter what it is.
Everybody’s entitled to his general general opinion of opinion.

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