News Headline: “No matter what facts come to light, Trump supporters will not be deterred.”
News Headline: “Excessive brain activity linked to a shorter life.”
So at least they have longevity going for them.

News Headline: “How to find the best autumn colors across the United States.”
This is the Intelligent Designer.
News Headline: “Paris zoo unveils slime mold with 720 sexes that looks like a fungus but acts like an animal.”
This is the Intelligent Designer on drugs.

News Headline: “The real reason for Trump’s meltdowns.”
When you see the word “meltdown” in news about Donald Trump, substitute “breakdown.”
It gives a better sense of the story.

News Headline: “Lion unleashed on Pakistani man for demanding wages.”
As the White House Council of Economic Advisers scribbles furious notes.

Martha Stewart wants you to know:
If you plan to carve a Halloween pumpkin, you will need a utility knife, a scraper, a scoop, a sabre saw, a keyhole saw, a linoleum cutter, a hole cutter, a chisel and a gouge.
And a power drill.

News Headline: “Donald Trump has gone to war against California.”
Rest easy, California.
Trump will retreat.
Just find a way to make it worth his while.
In other news, a shame for the Kurds they didn’t have more cash on hand. . . .

News Headline: “Why is the Milky Way galaxy getting gassier?”
News Headline: “Congress returns to the Hill.”
Asked and answered.

Beware the ides of National Dryer Vent Safety Awareness Month.

News Headline: “Donald Trump has made 13,435 false or misleading claims over 993 days.”
Getting harder to keep up.
But an updated word to Trump supporters:
Fool you once, shame on him.
Fool you 13,435 times. . . .

News Headline: “Throw Trump off Twitter?”
News Headline: “Bring out the handcuffs?”
News Headline: “Kicking and screaming?”
Yes, yes, yes.
See how easy?