News Headline: “Man kicks down anti-fascist statue, breaks leg.”
K.R., a Baltimore reader, reminds us that sometimes life is fair.

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News Headline: “A time to remember all wars.”
There have been 14,000 wars in human history, including the Punic Wars and the Serbian Pig War of 1906.
Give or take.
Remember them?
We can’t even keep count.

News Headline: “Convene grand jury in Trump-Russia investigation.”
News Headline: “Feds raid office of Trump’s longtime lawyer.”
News Headline: “Donald Trump just seized control of the Russia probe.”
Leave the Constitution, take the cannoli.

Monday afternoon, November 5, at 409 E. Morris Blvd. in Morristown, Tenn.

News Headline: “Trump orders flags at half-staff after school shooting.”
News Headline: “Trump orders flags at half-staff after Pittsburgh synagogue shooting.”
News Headline: “Trump orders flags at half-staff after California bar shooting.”
QT renews its suggestion:
Let’s leave our flags at half-staff, pending the next mass shooting.
More efficient.

On this day in history 1,338 years ago the Third Council of Constantinople convened to reject miaphysitism, and it was about time, wasn’t it?

News Headline: “Dead Republican pimp wins Nevada state election.”
. . . as the Founding Fathers surely foresaw.

News Headline: “Poll: Trump’s 2020 woman problem.”
Or did you think there would be even a moment of peace and quiet between elections?

News Headline: “Sean Hannity calls reporters covering final Donald Trump rally ‘fake news.’ ”
And has it really been 4,387 days since Hannity promised he would undergo waterboarding to prove it isn’t torture?
Not that anyone is counting.

News Headline: “After racking up the miles on Air Force One, Trump lies low on
Election Day.”
As opposed to staying on Air Force One, where he lies at 30,000 feet.