News Headline: “Not all Trump supporters are morons in MAGA hats.”
Of course not.
For example:
The U.S. Senate doesn’t allow hats.

The week’s national polling trends for Democratic presidential candidates Joe Biden, Bernie Sanderrs, Elizabeth Warren, Pete Buttigieg, Amy Klobuchar, Mike Bloomberg, Andrew Yang, and Tom Steyer:
Sideways, sideways, sideways, sideways, sideways, sideways, sideways, sideways.
Respectively.

A teenager called Ontario Provincial Police to report that a fake ID he had paid for online never arrived.

News Headline: “Lindsey Graham pledges to investigate the Bidens: ‘And that does not make me a Russian agent.’ ”
No.
It makes him a “useful idiot.”
To be precise.

On this day in history 308 years ago, Frederick the Great was born, followed 204 years to the day by the Great Jack Brickhouse, who said, “That’s a fly ball, deep to left. . . back. . . back. . . Hey! Hey! . . . Wheeeeee!”–and can it be only 28 days until spring training?

News Headline: “Donald Trump again under scrutiny for allegedy misusing charity funds.”
Note to editors:
It isn’t news unless he fails to misuse charity funds.

News Headline: “ ‘Take her out,’ president reportedly said of ambassador.”
The cheaper the crook, the gaudier the patter.

News Headline: “Trump attacks climate-change ‘prophets of doom.’ ”
News Headline: “U.S. withdraws from nuclear missile accord with Russia.”
News Headline: “Scientists move Doomsday Clock closer to midnight.”
Sounds about right.

+ The United States exported 441,130 tons of beet pulp in 2007.
+ Grover Cleveland was once a hangman.

News Headline: “What’s wrong with the Republicans?” 
News Headline: “Are the GOP’s beliefs disintegrating?”
News Headline: “What are Republicans afraid of?”
What isn’t, what beliefs, what aren’t they.
See how easy?