News Headline: “Senate contenders woo Trump supporters in Alabama.”
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News Headline: “100-year-old fruitcake found in Antarctica is ‘almost’ edible.”
Has there ever been a fruitcake that wasn’t almost edible?

News Headline: “Trump under sharp attack for failure to denounce white supremacists.”
News Headline: “A day later, White House says Trump meant to condemn white supremacists.”
President Trump should be more careful.
Almost ruined the con.

+ 6:30 p.m. Sunday, July 16, along 132nd Street near 40th Avenue in Surrey, British Columbia.
+ 4:21 p.m. Friday, August 4, on the Line 2 subway entering St. George Station in Toronto.
These were the two cases reported of a man biting a dog during this summer’s dog days.
And just what is going on in Canada?
Today is the final dog day of summer.

Beware the ides of National Win with Civility Month.

News Item: “. . . .The side effects may include loss of hair, a weekend immune
system. . . .”
. . . and another reason to look forward to Fridays.
And can it be time for a reminder that it isn’t “tow the line,” but “toe the line”?
And it isn’t “tough road to hoe,” but “tough row to hoe”?
And that we don’t “hone in” on a target, but “home in” on it?
And. . . and. . . .

News Headline: “Trump thanks Vladimir Putin for expelling U.S. diplomats: ‘We’re trying to cut down our payroll.’ ”
News Headline: “Did Russia attack U.S. officials in Cuba? U.S.S.R. used microwaves against diplomats in Cold War.”
President Trump may want to thank Putin again.
Or maybe not.
Never good to butter up the boss too much.

A new poll found that more than half of Republicans would agree to postponing the 2020 election of President Trump proposed it.

News Headline: “Is nuclear war looming?
News Headline: “Trump’s big mouth.”
Asked and answered..

8 a.m. Tuesday, August 8, near Darcel Avenue and Middleshire Drive in Mississauga, Ontario.